thesmokinsmolder:

disneytasthic:

candy-ashes:

dragon-wing-z:

"They call themselves the Guardians of the Disney Galaxy.” “What a bunch of A-holes.”

Each one has a caption so be sure to click them!

*BREATHES HEAVILY*

THIS IS PERFECT

This is amazing!! Best one yet!

Gotta reblog :)

luminosox:

i don’t drop threads i just draft them and do them like two months later

A young girl of about six with red hair shyly approached her father, her face a massive blush of embarrassment. "Uh, Daddy? You wouldn't happen to know how I can kinda sense danger before it happens, do you? Cuz, during recess, I was the dodgeball target and I won but I kinda feel like I cheated without knowing it. Also, when I went to throw the ball, it would stick to my hand and I couldn't get it off of my hand."
Anonymous

Peter turned and knelt down as he listened to her. He bit his lip, thinking over his options to deal with this situation. “Well sweet heart…I guess it’s time I let you in on the family secret…or well, my secret.” He said with a sheepish smile.


((Shehasredhair,Iscreamed.))

covarrubius:

love me love me say that you’ll watch 25 episodes of television in a row with me

((Hey all! Sorry I’m not really on, at a friends birthday get together and avoiding Tumblr for DW spoilers |D; so I’m checking my inbox and stuff like that but yeah, why I haven’t been on!))

"What is the name of the most important person in your current life, Spiderman?"

He frowned under his mask, “…May.” He finally said, no amount of serum would make him expand on it more.

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

I want to start a television network that is dedicated to picking up shows that the other asshole networks cancelled so the creators can keep making their babies and the fans can get the full stories and proper endings

MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!
DADDY SAM TOLD HOW HE THINKS BABIES ARE MADE AND IT WAS GROSS AND YOU AND MOMMY NEED TO TELL HIM THE STORK DID IT AND NOT THE GROSS WAY
Anonymous

Oh for the love of—I’m so sorry sweetie. Don’t-uuhh don’t listen to Sam, I’lll…I’ll have a talk with him. I’m sorry.